The Zombie Point of View

Zombies, peculiar creatures, they groan, they moan, and they stumble around. But is that really all to them? Just eating flesh and making a mess? I don't think so, I think we should look at these misunderstood creatures with some logic!
First off I want to know how Zombies get around with their entrails hanging out. I mean, organs are so tightly packed, if they fall out, eventually the lungs will sag, and then the Zombies will just be a blob of flesh, organs, and strange, unidentifiable liquids.

Second: I don't think they're as stupid as people make them out to be. Zombies act on "Survival Instincts." You have them, I have them, we all have them. Zombies eat because they need to live, Zombies infect others for the growth of society. I think if a Zombie were full it would stop eating, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't risk having they're stomach pop like a water balloon and all the digestive acids running through their bodies. Because believe it or not, Zombies feel pain! And they do in fact die!

Third: "...The only way to kill a Zombie is to attack the brain..." Everything dies when you attack the brain, if you sever anybody's head they would fall over limp, that's like the only way to kill a vampire is to stab it in the heart with a stake.Anything will die if you stab it in the heart! Get real people!

Fourth: People underestimate Zombies in general, from speed to strength and so on. Zombies are definitely fast, unless they did have an injured leg, the reason they keep going is too survive, an injured jungle cat would keep going, because it had to survive.
And just because Zombies are Zombies doesn't mean they suddenly have the strength of a three year old. No. If the Zombie was strong as a normal Human then they're going to be just as strong.
And I am pretty sure Zombies have intelligence, they have to reason, to think on how to catch their prey. Let's have some common sense guys!

Need I go on...???


But then again, if Zombies were as thought through they wouldn't be as fun. Am I right or am I right?
That's it for now.



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~Hiroko Hana